Who is the Boss?

Submitted by Jerry B. de Leon on Tue, 07/07/2009 - 1:03am

Nabasa ko lang ito sa isang board namin dito ang pinatatamaan nito ay ang mga amo naming Arabo..

One day all parts of the body have their meeting, because they will decide who will be the Boss, The brain apply for the position which according to him he is the one who can think and control the body. The eyes too coz he can see the outside world and guide the body. The hand said he can do all chores and work. And the foot which he can bring the body wherever he wants. Asshole apply too, but all parts of the body laughed at him. Asshole got mad and closed and tightened his sphincter. Three (3) days later. The brain became confused and disoriented The eyes became red and foggy. The hands became weaker and trembling. The foot cannot stand on his own. All parts of the body became weak. And they all gave up and made Asshole as the Boss..
The lesson here is... You dont need to be brain, eyes, hand and foot to be the Boss just an ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!

Ok

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Submitted by bo romero on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 3:18pm.

Enot ko ining nadangog kang nag-retreat kami ning high school sa Fiat (?) ki Father Banong (yata?) mga year 1990. And then several times ko man nabasa sa internet.

"Kahoy man daw na babad sa tubig, pag palay ang lumapit...sa patalim ay kakapit"