A short Tale

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Submitted by kawor on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 3:06pm

TEACHER: What is an ANECDOTE, class??

STUDENTS: Maam, anecdote is a short tale.

teacher: Very gud. Ok, Juan, use it in a sentence.

Juan: The small dog is wagging his ANECDOTE.

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Bocaue

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Submitted by kawor on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 3:11pm.

Host : If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to showcase the beauty of the Philippines?

Girl Contestant : Bocaue.

Host : Bocaue. Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the Philippines? Why Bocaue?

Girl : Because it's a magnificent place.

Host : Which part of Bocaue?

Girl : The Bocaue Rice Terraces.

"Aanhon mo pa yan Gabon..kon Natunok ka na nin Hararom".

Korniks English Tagalog Dictionary :

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Submitted by kawor on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 3:14pm.

1. aspect - pantusok ng yelo
2. backlog - bacon saka egg
3. beehive - magpakatino ka
4. Cd rom - tingnan mo ang kwarto
5. city - bago mag-utso
6. cattle - doon nakatila ang hali at leyna
7. debug - ang ipis
8. dedicated - pinatay ang pusa
9. deduct - ang pato
10. defeat - ang paa
11. defense - ang bakod
12. defer - ang balahibo
13. deflate - ang plato
14. defrag - ang palaka
15. delusion - e di maluwag
16. depends - (see defense)
17. deposit - ang gripo
18. depress - nagkasal sa persuading (see persuading)
19. detail - ang buntot
20. detest - ang eksamin
21. devalue - 'yon ang susunod sa letrang 'V'
22. devastation - 'dun sasakay ng bus
23. devote - ang boto
24. dilemma - brownout, a!
25. effort - 'dun nagla-land ang efflane

"Aanhon mo pa yan Gabon..kon Natunok ka na nin Hararom".