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Why I fired my Secretary?

Yesterday was my birthday
And I didn't feel very well
Waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast
Hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!',

And possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out,
She barely said good morning,
Let alone
'Happy Birthday.'

I thought...

Well, that's marriage for you,
But the kids...
They will remember..

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast And didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low
And somewhat despondent.

We need to laugh from time to time and I believe it would be great to start this blog by revisiting those jokes that kept us smiling. The Internet is one, if not the best source where you can find many funny stories that would probably make everyone laugh. With the latest issue of plagiarism, i just hope “JOKES” are excluded. I believe a joke cannot be copyrighted unless it was written down before it was delivered in public. In this regard I think it is a bit safer to plagiarize jokes, but just my two cents though.

GRANDPA'S SECRET
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared.

"Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled. "I have been in the open air day after day for some 75 years now."

The celebrants were impressed and asked how he managed to keep up his rigorous fitness regime.

"Well, you see my wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk."

Villar: Why pay when they’re running with me?
March 10, 2010 04:17:00
Michael Lim Ubac
Philippine Daily Inquirer

DAVAO CITY—Why pay them when their friends are with us?

That, in effect, was what the Nacionalista Party (NP) standard-bearer, Sen. Manny Villar, said Tuesday as he denied television reports quoting the military as claiming he was among the politicians who had paid campaign fees to the communist New People’s Army (NPA).

"GOD didn't promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but HE did promise strength for the day, comfort for tears and light for the way."

TAWA MUNA...{:-D

luma na ang erap jokes hereeeeeees manny 'pack'iao........

Genie : Bibigyan kita ng isang kahilingan.

Aling Dionisia : Talaga?...gusto ko gumanda!

Genie : Buksan mo ang bote.

Aling Dionisia : At gaganda na ako?

Genie : Hindi. Babalik na lang ako.

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Pacman : Sabi ng titser ko, bakit daw ang eggplant walang egg?

Read even if you’re busy!

Satan called a worldwide convention of demons. In his opening address he said, “We can’t keep Christians from going to church. We can’t keep them from reading their Bibles and knowing the truth. We can’t even keep them from forming an intimate relationship with their savior.”

“Once they gain that connection with Jesus, our power over them is broken.”

“So let them go to their churches; let them have their covered dish dinners, but steal their time, so they don’t have time to develop a relationship with Jesus Christ.

by: Dave Templonuevo
Bagamanoc version by: Ceneth

Estoria to ninyo de puntong Nang Concha (Hesus, Hesus, tabangan nin Dios) del Timbaan, San Andres.

Ga riparo nin kahaponan yan mag asawang si Gorio kasi Goria. Ga agaw yan durum buda liwanag sa subsuban ninyo mag bagting nin alas seis.

Ting, ting, ting, ting, ting.

“Gorio.. bayae ngo’na yan pag tiak na yan ta ma alas seis kita, buda madurom naman ngani.”

Sabay luhod sa kinatindugan sa ikan kusina nin kilang baray-baray habang si Gorio ga luway-luway pagsakat.