FIL- AMERICANIZED NAMES

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Submitted by Lovely_Sophie on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 12:22am

Puwede po I post nyo ang alam nyo FILIPINO- Americanized names. simulan ko po,bahala na kayo mag dagdag.

FILIPINO-AMERICANIZED NAMES

Gregorio Talahib – GEORGE BUSH

Macario Maldonado – MAC DONALD

Victoria Malihim – VICTORIA SECRET

Bienvenido Jurado – BEN HUR

Juanito Lakarin – JOHNNY WALKER

Esteban Magtaka – STEVIE WONDER

Jaime Bondoc – JAMES BOND

Leon Mangubat – TIGER WOODS

Burgus Bahag-hari – BURGER KING

Maria Calas – MARY KAY

Francisco Portero – FRANK FURTER

Diosdado Durante – DEO DORANT

Roberto Controlado – BIRTH CONTROL

Marcelo Controlado – MUSCLE CONTROL

Carpio Llanes – CARPOOL LANES

Julia Domingo – HOLY SUNDAY

Maria Pascua – MERRY CHRISTMAS

Ligaya Almundo – JOY T. WORLD

Ligaya Añonuevo – HAPPY NEW YEAR

fil-am names?

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Submitted by burabud on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 8:17pm.

Is this something in the spirit
of the CF?

Blogs and entries in CF is
supposedlly according to the
rules of CF, right? i.e. Catandunganun's
spirit (i.e. means "that is" - fyi.)

'you from Capital town VIRAC or from the
far Northern part of the island?

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"Hilinga ngun-a tabi' ang ati' sa pandok mo
bago ka mangtin'u kang ati' ning iba."
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FILIPINO- AMERICANIZED NAMES

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Submitted by amore on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 2:15pm.

Maria Clara - Mary Clark
Ana Mananahi - Ann Taylor
Cecilia Manlangit - Cecille Heaven
Ibit ibit - Yvette
Victoria Panti - Victoria Panty
Veronica Pag Asa - Veronica Hope
Felicia Natilad - Feliz Navidad

May your troubles be less, Your blessings be more, And nothing but happiness come through your door.

FIL AMERICANIZED NAMES

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Submitted by Lovely_Sophie on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 9:27pm.

Restituto Fruto - Tutti Fruti

Casimiro Bocaycay - Cashmere Bouquet

Rogelio Dagdag - Roger Moore

Veneracion de Asis - Venereal Disease

Alfonso de Asis - Alzheimer's Disease

Topacio Mamaril - Top Gun

Francisco Portero - Frank Porter

Juan Tampipi - John Samsonite

Amihan - east wind

Eliutario Ignacio - Electronic Ignition

luwalhati _ peace

Filipino aliases to make Americanize and Beautiful

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Submitted by ilaya on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 4:23am.

Pres. Marcos tried to make Filipino aliases americanize and beautiful so in one of his presidential decrees it goes " Now therefore by the powers vested in me i Ferdinand Marcos president of the Republic of the Philippines hereby decrees that all aliases ending in "O" should be changed to "I" to make the name sound americanize and beautiful."

So toto will be toti
So koko will be koki
After a day a mayhem occured in Mendiola Plaza people protesting against the new decree of Mccoy...their aliases are kiko and tito...hehehehe...Sino ba naman ang di kokontra kung ang magiging tawag ay ti.......at ....ki......hehehe...

So the decree was stopped...... hehehe...

FILIPINO- AMERICANIZED NAMES

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Submitted by amore on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 12:58am.

HI DIN AKO - HAYDEEN KHO

KATRE Cama - KATRINA HALILI

Adriano Kartero - Adrian Carter

Bulod - Hunter

Juana - Joana

Maria - Mary

Angi - Angeline

Siraulo - Raul Sira

Juliana Makabasag - Juliane Brooke

Charlie Anghel - Charles Angel

Vicente - Vincent

Ricardo Gulong - Richard Tire

Abey Tawa - Aubrey Miles

Pedro Penduko - Peter Pan

Hilario Maisog - Harry Potter (brave)

Alvin klen - Calvin Klein

Mr. Ben - Mr. Bean (ehehehe the international joker)

Antonio Booc - Anthony Book

Pelipe - Philippe

Laurencio - Lawrence

Juan Tamad - Johnny Lazy

May your troubles be less, Your blessings be more, And nothing but happiness come through your door.

Pinoy Jokes additional

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Submitted by marioalano on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 3:09pm.

Nanay tingnan mo ang buwan------MA MOON LOOK
Tatlo Gurong ------ Tricycle
Cigarettes factory ------ Yosigawa.
Para ------ Stop
Tawan nmn dyan..

Filipino-Americanized names

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Submitted by taypongard on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 4:05pm.

Filipino-Americanized names

Yosi – a more / a hope / a Winston
Man-uukag - blender / mixer
Santan - sweetBicolana
Tabla – typhoon guard
Langob - wall
Jom - mine / quarry
E-man - peanut
Arnold - preacher
Kawor - employed
Jerry b deleon - narrator
I-laya - let go / freed
Jose_deleon – lion king
Redstar /5star – fireworks
Dave - warden

fil-am..

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Submitted by burabud on Thu, 12/31/2009 - 8:19pm.

ok an taypongard ha ha ha!!
maurag ka miguy!

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bago ka mangtin'u kang ati' ning iba."
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Kagit kang typongard kang

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Submitted by Dave on Fri, 08/28/2009 - 12:48am.

Ha ha ha... warden na ano?
Dave ----- pogi

Dave

fil-americanized names

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Submitted by agivbrazil on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 10:57pm.

josefina pena- jc penny
walberto murito- WAL-mart
rodelo sakay - radioshock
samael llave- footlocker
lubella lomoy-lovely-sophie
amarella de batingting-yellowbell

hahahaha si eman naging

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Submitted by amore on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 4:26pm.

hahahaha si eman naging 'peanut'

May your troubles be less, Your blessings be more, And nothing but happiness come through your door.