Catanduanes Forum

Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate
on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating
table. because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is colour-coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the
best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like construction
workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at
the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, "You're
all wrong.

Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no
heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and there are only two moving parts, the mouth and
the asshole - and they are interchangeable. harharharhar

Send By: Reene Mataraarachchi
Administrative Assistant
CH2M HILL INTERNATIONAL